ONAM is here!!

hi everyone,
wishing all of you heartfelt onam wishes!!
thanks to jithu,johns,jaffer,rakesh and all the others for conducting very enjoyable onam celebrations.the 'sadya' was very good too.
cya all on sept 4th.happy hols!!!!

when i saw ash from up-close

bollywood's learning something alright! like makin some good movies...some 'actually-good' movies...movie story writers have never been intelligent enough to learn bigger shapes than "(love) triangles (and squares, occasionally)" ..so how abt saying that the folk r fed up of watching sickeningly romantic movies all the while and have progressed summat to appreciate the crap out of movies with good themes...well???

whats the new jolt in the abs then?...ppl have started realising that relationships besides stranger-girl--stranger-boy exist...lets say, hopefully we'll soon have movies that focus on relationships like father-son or sister-brother, instead of the monotonous 1-4-3 ones ending up in the hero and heroine dancing away merrily in switzerland, and where later on the heroine's daddy sends out a couple of gangsta kids who teach the hero a lesson and whip him in the arse...but still he manages..he gracefully 'adjusts' and using his brawns, wins the heart of his....yuck!!

"chak de india", " cheeni kum","swades", "nishabd", "bhagban"... movies with a message, we definitely need to have more of them...thankfully the malayalam industry is millions of times better off, since the big names here do not think that beating up a dozen rogues with the little finger and triumphantly twirling their moustache is their only job...indians r probably learning slowly to accept only something thats definitely not larger than life...

dhoom 2: first day, evening show, the last entry...i got a ticket in the lower circle, and sat in the very first row...tilting my head unto the mid-heavens, in wait of some promised action on the screen... body-gel manufacturers musta made a real good deal from the movie.. ash, bipasha and hrithik were bent on showing ppl their inability to afford clothing.. i dont give a tiny rat's underwear abt their "physique or whatever"... but i know... i tell u i was sitting in the first row... and there was too much oil on their skin... from that position, if u watch the movie while u r healthy, u r gonna have a severe stomach ache (i'm the anubhavam guru here)... but if u r helpless with constipation..like u haven't been able to shit in the last six months or something, and have tried out every possible pill, then dhoom 2 is ur saviour...the oily torsos will surely jiggle up the rotting stuff in ur intestines and u can purge with relief...aah!

Awe-fuckin-some

With the owerwhelming response to this blog, I'd like to state that this blog is almost as big a success as The Applied Criminals community on orkut. Thats where the last post was on 28 july. So to everyone involved in this massive project, keep up the good work.

By the way Srivardhan/Avinash whoever it is running this blog, could ya reduce the amount of bling. Its taking up too much time to load on even a decent broadband connection.

PS :- N5 is now in Ahmedabad. Its a rockin place. Actually the best place for waya-nokal. The girls are hot and N5 means HOT as in Kandhari Chilli+Tabasco Sauce HOT. They are defenitely much better than the usual Trivandrum/Kerala lot. The only problem is that N5 now has to learn Gujurati.

PPS :- N5 is the one who has continously posted in this blog 5 times. WHOOOOO-HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ernakulam / Cochin

People of Trivandrum rejoice. Cochin is as boring and useless as Trivandrum and it is in no ways better than it. That is only if you are all alone and walking in the hot sun with nothing to do. With the advice of the great Subu, the writer went in search of the famous jetty of meneka. It does not exist. What he did see was the swan boat of the trip. And also the ships and boats in the lake/kayal/backwater. MG Road is as exciting to an average CETian as a six-stroke engine is to an electronics engineer. It has nothin more than a lot of gold shops. Though you also have a SUBWAY and also the ChicKing where the writer spent Rs120 on a burger!!!!! What Cochin lacks is ATMs and roadside sharjah shops. So if in any case you come to Cochin make sure you have two things: Cash and a Boy/Girl friend. Becuse if you do have these two things, you can have bout 3 times more fun than you can in TVM. Otherwise you will end up lyk the writer, in a cyber cafe, writing bout your misery.

ON blogging

I think i have found out why this blog is not working lyk it should be and why there a no real interests in this thing. Even though our class is full of poets, writers, scholars and philosophers, this blog has nothing real other than srivardhan's post. The rest of us have only contributed by wishing each other Hi and Hello. The reason behind this is that we are more busy talkin bout our worthless and useless lives to some friend who lives next door on orkut. Thanks to orkut most of us do not even check our emails anymore. The fact that this blog is a failure is a proof that we the students of applied SUCK and are nothing but LOSERS. Comin to think of it half of those visitin this may not even be reading this thing. that means i can write thingss like FUCK, SUCK, COCK, BASTARD and get away with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If You have read this give a fitting reply. (srivardhan and avinash not allowed)

Chak De India

A cool movie really worth watchin. But make sure to brush up your haryanvi, punjabi, jarkhandi, manipuri, etc, etc... and especially you hindi before ya go and watch this one. Most of the jokes are in the local languages. Sharukh's jus ok but its the rest of the cast, which was largely unknown till now, who shine throught the movie. True hockey fans might find the matches a bit unreealistic but i suppose there are no hockey fans in our class!!!!

Watch It

sophomores day

is any1 thinkin of doin nythin for the sophomores day samanya or whatever its named. nithin did take money from us. so any1 up 4 singin or dancin or even fashion shows or maybe a striptease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would want to see subu sing nd dance together.

oh no! music is a compulsory headache

two months ago, a very frustrated subu sent me a message straight out of his heart, that read
"what the hell is going on.. idea star singer, airtel super singer!!! next will be hutch..Bsnl won't, atleast..govt wont waste money on unnecessary things...man! music used to be a gift to a few blessed souls..and they were respected, but nowadays it appears to have become a basic qualification without which u r useless...music was once the solution to relieve tension, today it has become something that is created in a tension filled atmosphere!! da where is the world bloody headin to?"

this frustrated dude's desp-o-meter struck alarming levels at the realisation of an even more alarming reality.. yeah, music has sort of become a part of the regular everyday lexicon and the word doesn't really strike all the right chords in ur heart all the time.. just anybody can sing (i'd better use the word a li'l more carefully next time) after ages of training and practice...so whats the big deal in claiming that u can..er..sing too?...its plainer than the truth that u can talk, buddy...

its a compulsory hobby..if its not there on ur list, better add it right now or the world will shun u for eternity.. wondering what the ruckus and ballyhoo on the television is all about? its music all right, but it is delivered with emotions attached... the cameramen and audio effects personnel do one hell of a job in focussing on the instantaneous chemistry of a contestant who's music has been declared unworthy.. aww! how sweet of them to encourage the feeling of empathy in thousands of families that tune in to this rude, bullying non-sense of a depressing emotional show-biz.. why blame these guys anyway?...thats what they do in america, so its gotta be done here too.. sounds like truly fair logic huh?...its just like people here practise yoga and stuff because its such a prestige to be doing so if u r on the other side of the planet.. n when r u gonna get ur "Om" T-shirt?

no offence to contestants and aspirants who really know what music is all about.. its a whole another story of triumph if u win, but u r welcome to join the club if u too r slapped on stage in front of millions of people and spat on the face with the comment that u did not really "sing"

clipped my wings.....i m ready to walk

Most of my parents’ friends and most of my parents’ friends’ children, also have degrees. This doesn’t mean that they’ve managed to find the kind of work they wanted. Not at all; they went to university because someone, at a time when
universities seemed important, said that, in order to rise in the world, you had to have a degree. And thus the world was deprived of some excellent gardeners, bakers, antique dealers, sculptors,painters and writers.’......PAULO COELHO....THE WITCH OF PORTOBELLO

what this buzz is all about...

hi there friends!!
with nothing interesting to do on a sultry sunday, it occurred to me that i could create a li'l team blog... some kind of an informal platform where we can put up stuff... anything from ideas to non-sense... pictures to music... holiday news to group strategies... whatever it maybe for, its ur arena...
do contribute if u r interested... we'll need this one for keeping in touch with each other later on...