Thursday, February 28, 2008
Sunday, February 17, 2008
SOfSTICATED HELLIDAYS
A tired "good inkrez "{ apples u must b witty enuff to decipher that piece.....} alm;st fell on his knees ;if my count hasn't gone wrong the 4th time to jus get me penning ooops...typlogging these pizzes....... for dis very reason lemme dedicate my 1st blog post here(fm mein dedication ka season hay yaar!!!!) 2 'gudinkrez'.
D softisticated(i spelled it right) hellidays we have these days have set ....."1 movie per day " as ma way;frenz .!!...the consequences were terrible .........I hav started observing very many strange facts abt bollywood and tollywood movies.!!!!..JUS THOUGHT OF SHARING IT WID U HERE.
lemme not take u the roundway ....last time u saw a bwood (or any indian wood movies )did u guys notice big commercial breaks creeping in to the movies unnoticed???? ...........lagta hai aapko meri baat samajh mein nahin aaya !!!!Am talking about an ideal case where u r not watching a movie on any channel but at a theatre or on a vcd...(where u dont have a commercial break as such ; i mean ....hmmmm well howam i 2 explain tis ???? !!!plz read on u 'll get the point in a shortwhile )...most of the movies these days have the camera zooming in to some commercial product's ad banner or a hero or heroine using a particular product very casually yet very trickily catching our attention....in order to create a feeling tat "wow this's being used even by them 'stars of silverskreen 'in movies(hey hey !!they cant fool us ...of course)"
Lemme give u striking example:
Hrithik in 'koimil gaya' n 'krissh 'talks a bit more than necessary about "BOURNVITA"
In krissh alone, if u r a bit careful ,u wud even c ,hidden ads of 'tide washing pwdr','lays','siyarams','starplus.'.....and loads more.
In "dus" u 'll c abhishek going 4 a "pepsi" for no good reason at all .(dil mange more)
The famous tamil movie gajani (gonna b remade by 'taare asman par ' frenz )had almost 10 different ads embedded neatly in all possible shots ,dialogues ,acts ,locations etc...Zyaada aur dekhta toh kya kya hotha???
By this time u must be telling urself(itrayum naal mariyadikku cinema kandukondu irrikukayayirinnu adine eee sadanam endokkaya parayuunne)
TAILPIECE:THE RESULTS OF OUR Sophsticated HELLIDAYS CAN B DANGEROUS !!!!! frenz howr 'they' 4 u???
[scrap me if u still didnot understand wat i meantby "S"HOLIDAYS.]
D softisticated(i spelled it right) hellidays we have these days have set ....."1 movie per day " as ma way;frenz .!!...the consequences were terrible .........I hav started observing very many strange facts abt bollywood and tollywood movies.!!!!..JUS THOUGHT OF SHARING IT WID U HERE.
lemme not take u the roundway ....last time u saw a bwood (or any indian wood movies )did u guys notice big commercial breaks creeping in to the movies unnoticed???? ...........lagta hai aapko meri baat samajh mein nahin aaya !!!!Am talking about an ideal case where u r not watching a movie on any channel but at a theatre or on a vcd...(where u dont have a commercial break as such ; i mean ....hmmmm well howam i 2 explain tis ???? !!!plz read on u 'll get the point in a shortwhile )...most of the movies these days have the camera zooming in to some commercial product's ad banner or a hero or heroine using a particular product very casually yet very trickily catching our attention....in order to create a feeling tat "wow this's being used even by them 'stars of silverskreen 'in movies(hey hey !!they cant fool us ...of course)"
Lemme give u striking example:
Hrithik in 'koimil gaya' n 'krissh 'talks a bit more than necessary about "BOURNVITA"
In krissh alone, if u r a bit careful ,u wud even c ,hidden ads of 'tide washing pwdr','lays','siyarams','starplus.'.....and loads more.
In "dus" u 'll c abhishek going 4 a "pepsi" for no good reason at all .(dil mange more)
The famous tamil movie gajani (gonna b remade by 'taare asman par ' frenz )had almost 10 different ads embedded neatly in all possible shots ,dialogues ,acts ,locations etc...Zyaada aur dekhta toh kya kya hotha???
By this time u must be telling urself(itrayum naal mariyadikku cinema kandukondu irrikukayayirinnu adine eee sadanam endokkaya parayuunne)
TAILPIECE:THE RESULTS OF OUR Sophsticated HELLIDAYS CAN B DANGEROUS !!!!! frenz howr 'they' 4 u???
[scrap me if u still didnot understand wat i meantby "S"HOLIDAYS.]
Thursday, February 7, 2008
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.
Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
Modern Version
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
The World stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper allowed suffering so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant ' s house .
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the ' Grasshopper Rath ' .
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act ' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.
Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services.
The Ant; fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes; its home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice ' .
Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice ' .
CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden '
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
Many years later
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley .
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ...
because of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the Grasshoppers, India is still a developing country!!!
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.
Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
Modern Version
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
The World stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper allowed suffering so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant ' s house .
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the ' Grasshopper Rath ' .
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act ' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.
Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services.
The Ant; fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes; its home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice ' .
Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice ' .
CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden '
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
Many years later
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley .
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ...
because of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the Grasshoppers, India is still a developing country!!!
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