The Grand Holiday

On the massage bed I lay,
Thinking of what to say,
Without the tour the class was glum,
Right then the hot nurse lady smacked my bum!

Thats when I sat up and thought,
Here's an idea for the tour I've got,
But there was one thing left to do,
The nurse and I had a job to do!

I wore my pants and left the room,
I promised the girl I'll come back soon,
Straight for the college I went,
And for the tour "committee" I sent!

Though they were feeling very sad,
I told them not to feel so bad,
A novel idea is what I have to say,
Its something all the boys will crave!

We'll pack bags and go to Kottakkal,
On the way we can drink, smoke and yell,
There we'll get a massage, ayurvedic,
from a really nice hot chick!

Its not just massages that they do,t
hey offer a lot of other 'things' too,
Flexible and bendy is what they are,
In any position they can spar!

The girls need not worry either,
Male nurses may also be there,
If not there are 50 of us too,
We'll start in the bus, it'll be cool!

Some in the class are quite horny you see,
They would like to be set free,
This is the perfect opportunity,
It will also remove any disunity!

I request the tour committee to think over this
,Give us a chance to get some bliss,
Any groupism will melt away,
In this perfect holiday!!!

Nitish, Kottakkal and our final hope!

*****SCENE # 1 - The Castaway*****

Nitish thought class was a hell
so he went to kottakkal
In a world so very hectic
nitsh needed a massage-ayurvedic

In the community, he did sabotage
And he got 'laid' down for a massage
s-5 began to 'dope' his head
n-5 then to kottakkal fled !

*****SCENE # 2- The Magic of Kottakkal*****

Soothing it was, and nitish felt peace
the herbs and oils put him at ease
nitish! nitish! went into bliss
the world and its joy were now his !

nitish soared in the skies of joy
he was now a 'man', not just 'boy'
his eyes were closed and he couldn't tell
"who" was rubbing the oil so well?

He thought abt his friends- poor souls!
They were sitting at home like stupid a$$-holes
Nitish then had an idea so very bright !!
that he came to tvm in the next flight !!

*****SCENE # 3 - The Great Escape*****

The teacher came to the class and got a shock
Mass-cut it was and the class was under lock !

*****SCENE # 4 - The CET Redemption*****

Far, far away in a small Malabar town
66 applied students- from a bus, got down
Nitish! nitish the brave man he was,
he lead the team from front like a horse

Three hours hence the clock tick-tocked
66 in number the massage tables were stocked
We all saw bliss and happiness this time,
when the herbs and oils did their beautiful crime !!

nitish! nitish! the leader that he was!
never says things without a cause !
"With this massage all of your misery ends,
Here is your precious I.V. my dear friends"

****CURTAIN*****

*****APPLAUSE*****