the gear.. of choice..

FOUR..thats the number of ways u can drive ur car on a highway..
the highway is where u r right now..moving on with life..u know not of the destination, of the road ahead.. of bridges, tunnels and dead-ends..
the wheel is in ur hands.. u control it.. and as u would've already guessed,.. ur dreams, aspirations, abilities and persona r what drive the car..
now, add to the picture a lot of gorgeous, breathtaking scenery sprawled out there in front of u.. infinite with beauty, painted with the rhapsody of colour by nature's finest hands..

1) u could start ur car, take it straight ahead, without giving a damn to the scenery.. all u really want is to reach the destination(which u don't knw abt..).. u see other cars in front of u and follow them.. riding rough on the roads.. the car gets cranky but u don't care.. yes, u've reached somewhere..
..engine-kill.. slam door shut.. no looking back.. blank..

2) u start ur car, move on a bit slowly, watching the countryside treat offered to ur eyes, feeling the wind in ur hair.. oh but, u need to reach somewhere.. so u step on the gas a bit.. later, u feel like stretching out and the car has to cool off .. finally, u reach somewhere..but a little late..so what?
..u glance at the scenery.. thank the car.. look back at the way u've come.. feel happy
..look ahead..

3) u start the car, b'cos everyone else has done so..and u realise that u have to make it to someplace special..ur dreams and aspirations r strong..but nobody seems to believe they'll work out well for u.. u r totally in love with the scenery..mesmerised, u take ur car off the highway, and ride right into the wilderness.. later on, u feel uncertain.. was the way wrong? is the car still ok? but oh no! u need to reach somewhere and catch up with the others..
u..feel lost..feel passion for ur real dreams..feel frustrated..feel lonely..and lost..
the rest itself is uncertain..

4) u start the car, u don't give a damn to the highway.. u don't give much to the car either.. but u believe the scenery is all yours.. Nature has offered u a tiny line of a road on one hand, and a world full of possibilities and unexplored destinations on the other.. u sprint right into the adventure.. ur car has lots of horsepower and keeps u going on and on and on.. u find ur haven atlast..
..bliss.. satisfaction.. rich-life experiences.. forever grateful for the journey..
..the car has even more horses to pull it now..

The Grand Holiday

On the massage bed I lay,
Thinking of what to say,
Without the tour the class was glum,
Right then the hot nurse lady smacked my bum!

Thats when I sat up and thought,
Here's an idea for the tour I've got,
But there was one thing left to do,
The nurse and I had a job to do!

I wore my pants and left the room,
I promised the girl I'll come back soon,
Straight for the college I went,
And for the tour "committee" I sent!

Though they were feeling very sad,
I told them not to feel so bad,
A novel idea is what I have to say,
Its something all the boys will crave!

We'll pack bags and go to Kottakkal,
On the way we can drink, smoke and yell,
There we'll get a massage, ayurvedic,
from a really nice hot chick!

Its not just massages that they do,t
hey offer a lot of other 'things' too,
Flexible and bendy is what they are,
In any position they can spar!

The girls need not worry either,
Male nurses may also be there,
If not there are 50 of us too,
We'll start in the bus, it'll be cool!

Some in the class are quite horny you see,
They would like to be set free,
This is the perfect opportunity,
It will also remove any disunity!

I request the tour committee to think over this
,Give us a chance to get some bliss,
Any groupism will melt away,
In this perfect holiday!!!

Nitish, Kottakkal and our final hope!

*****SCENE # 1 - The Castaway*****

Nitish thought class was a hell
so he went to kottakkal
In a world so very hectic
nitsh needed a massage-ayurvedic

In the community, he did sabotage
And he got 'laid' down for a massage
s-5 began to 'dope' his head
n-5 then to kottakkal fled !

*****SCENE # 2- The Magic of Kottakkal*****

Soothing it was, and nitish felt peace
the herbs and oils put him at ease
nitish! nitish! went into bliss
the world and its joy were now his !

nitish soared in the skies of joy
he was now a 'man', not just 'boy'
his eyes were closed and he couldn't tell
"who" was rubbing the oil so well?

He thought abt his friends- poor souls!
They were sitting at home like stupid a$$-holes
Nitish then had an idea so very bright !!
that he came to tvm in the next flight !!

*****SCENE # 3 - The Great Escape*****

The teacher came to the class and got a shock
Mass-cut it was and the class was under lock !

*****SCENE # 4 - The CET Redemption*****

Far, far away in a small Malabar town
66 applied students- from a bus, got down
Nitish! nitish the brave man he was,
he lead the team from front like a horse

Three hours hence the clock tick-tocked
66 in number the massage tables were stocked
We all saw bliss and happiness this time,
when the herbs and oils did their beautiful crime !!

nitish! nitish! the leader that he was!
never says things without a cause !
"With this massage all of your misery ends,
Here is your precious I.V. my dear friends"

****CURTAIN*****

*****APPLAUSE*****

FRIDAY TALKS

‘Friday Talks’

Topic : Anti-terrorist Laws in India –An Analysis
Speaker : Dr. N. Krishnakumar
(Lecturer of Laws,

Govt. Law College, Trivandrum)

Venue : YMCA Youth Centre
Date : 10th October 2008
Time : 5.15 pm

UNI-Y & YMCA
THIRUVANANTHAPURAM
All are welcome

Ha Ha Ha!!!

They say that listening to heavy metal gives a greater high than smoking cigarettes — they must’ve been referring to Megadeth.
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