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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

when i saw ash from up-close

bollywood's learning something alright! like makin some good movies...some 'actually-good' movies...movie story writers have never been intelligent enough to learn bigger shapes than "(love) triangles (and squares, occasionally)" ..so how abt saying that the folk r fed up of watching sickeningly romantic movies all the while and have progressed summat to appreciate the crap out of movies with good themes...well???

whats the new jolt in the abs then?...ppl have started realising that relationships besides stranger-girl--stranger-boy exist...lets say, hopefully we'll soon have movies that focus on relationships like father-son or sister-brother, instead of the monotonous 1-4-3 ones ending up in the hero and heroine dancing away merrily in switzerland, and where later on the heroine's daddy sends out a couple of gangsta kids who teach the hero a lesson and whip him in the arse...but still he manages..he gracefully 'adjusts' and using his brawns, wins the heart of his....yuck!!

"chak de india", " cheeni kum","swades", "nishabd", "bhagban"... movies with a message, we definitely need to have more of them...thankfully the malayalam industry is millions of times better off, since the big names here do not think that beating up a dozen rogues with the little finger and triumphantly twirling their moustache is their only job...indians r probably learning slowly to accept only something thats definitely not larger than life...

dhoom 2: first day, evening show, the last entry...i got a ticket in the lower circle, and sat in the very first row...tilting my head unto the mid-heavens, in wait of some promised action on the screen... body-gel manufacturers musta made a real good deal from the movie.. ash, bipasha and hrithik were bent on showing ppl their inability to afford clothing.. i dont give a tiny rat's underwear abt their "physique or whatever"... but i know... i tell u i was sitting in the first row... and there was too much oil on their skin... from that position, if u watch the movie while u r healthy, u r gonna have a severe stomach ache (i'm the anubhavam guru here)... but if u r helpless with constipation..like u haven't been able to shit in the last six months or something, and have tried out every possible pill, then dhoom 2 is ur saviour...the oily torsos will surely jiggle up the rotting stuff in ur intestines and u can purge with relief...aah!

3 comments:

N5 said...

Well said. i actually had not seen dhoom2, but after ur advice me gonna see it only wen me under extreme digestion problems.

Anonymous said...

lols that rat thingy reminds me so much of terry pratchet....ill take your word on this n try watchin it on one of those dry days....good luck for me

Srivardhan said...

yup...like its one of those "toilet-seat" movies u've heard about...only its in a different sub-category,a bit different from the "usual"...

hey,why dont we discuss more movies here...