the cet chapter

this post is adi's ...but as that ass doesn't know his way to this part of our world ,i m posting it

STATUTORY WARNING:
Reading the following scribblings may affect your logical thinking(presuming you have something atleast relatively close to it ,attending your economics class might have helped ) and you may eventually find yourself entertaining the inmates of a high security asylum in an undisclosed location in the writers homeland where he is currently..well...writing..or atleast claims to be doing so(the thirty or so rather unceremoniously dumped paper sheets are a proud witness to this feat).

THE CET EFFECT

In the search for something far greater than distilled vanilla flavour in pure unadulterated bullshit,scientists noted that....oh!so the unreasonable psyche of cet students huh? the reason why most of them seem to be happy and gleeful for practically nothing....considering the fact that most of them are knee deep in classified shit like supplies,pain-in-the-respectable-areas teachers and so on....

Now that we have led ourselves to such an important question lets try to find an answer to this question mark looming large over our little hunny-bunny heads...by the way i shall lead the way ,and the rest of you can follow me in the hope that atleast some of you will trip over stones and grow some sense...umm so here goes

happiness factor(h.f) α family factor(parties,bags of money,no ranting and braying)
α college life(sutta,booze,birdwatching(hic....hic))
α friend factor(sensible folks)
α 1/studies(duh! do i have to explain?)

the great Indian supplie factor(s.f)
α no of affairs(a guy has got to do what he has to..yea right)

α % of attendance(possibly greek or hebrew,origin unknown)
α family factor(rantings,brayings,dancing on your nerves)
α 1/studies(groan.....)

deriving a common relation(damn we are good at this)...

s.f *h.f=(college life)*(affairs)*(attendance) / (studies)

now improving the formula cet-ishtyle

1-college life is basically sutta and booze...bird watching is a dying art...and the artist cant be blamed for this if all they get to see is bird droppings and short circuited-grilled birds

2-since no one understands what attendance means we remove it altogether,assuming it to be related to the Nigerian feeding bottle mafia that clearly has got nothing to do with cet

3-studies....groan not again...assuming half of them study and the other half don't, we reach a state of perfect inactivity(where were i when newton needed me!?)...an astounding zero

4-supplies...the more the merrier...frankly its a frantic race to the top..even the gladiators couldn't have found out a better reason to kill...s.f=k*h.f


so basically s.f * h.f = blah blah blah/(studies)
= blah blah blah/0

k*(h.f )^2 = blah blah blah/0
h.f =α

happiness is infinite...hence proved

Friends,the moves are on to declare us a new species...but then we knew it all the way along right?
By the way if you are wondering about the accuracy of this analysis,seriously man get a life and be happy...